Yes, it's the middle of November, but I'm following the trend of "Early Christmas" that all the stores seem to follow. Think of it as a way to be ahead of the game and to take advantage of all the fabulous sales, though, I don't think that will really be an issue with this list. I've been accused of a Scrooge already this year, so fine....here is
My Christmas Wish List
1. I would like a red, fuzzy, V-neck sweater that fits well and makes me look 2 sizes smaller.
2. Peace on Earth
3. I would like the gal who serves me my coffee to take the metal out of her face before she goes to work. It grosses me out.
4. I would like "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" to be universally banned this year. Better yet, a time machine so I can distract and prevent the punk who wrote the song from penning this Christmas "Classic". Think about it.
5. I would like my kids to truly love the gifts I pick for them and to understand that "Santa" is not going for volume, but rather substance this year.
6. I would like to come home from work one day and find that someone has reorganized and refurnished my house. That would be really cool.
7. I'd like a date with my sweet guy, Bob. All by ourselves. Without either of us being or getting sick. Yeah, I'd like that.
8. I'd like a friend who can sew.
9. I'd like everyone to remember why we celebrate Christmas.
10. A nap.
So, that's it for now. My Christmas list so far. Bah. Humbug.
I'm laughing outloud!!!! If you find #1 - please buy 2. I hereby offer to do #6, and I'm there with you on #9!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the great post (it's been too long!) and for making me smile!
Hmm...Bah Humbug sounds familiar! Did that get uttered this past weekend???? I thought we were chalking it up to the remnants of a cold.
ReplyDeleteSo, I'm with you on #3! Oh, AND #4. But I've already given up on #1 (yeah, I know..bah humbug).
Mostly, #2 would be the bestest.
Keep the blog posts coming!! Certainly brightens my day!!
Hey, sister Leanne offered number #6! And I guess I should take back the animated Santa on the Harley signing Grandma Got Ran Over back to Walgreens for a refund, dang it, I thought I had the perfect gift this year!!!
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